Chipcunk Blood Babies

There are chipmunks scurrying about the bushes, getting leaves all in their teeth

They blow bubbles in each others hairs
Frivolous mongrels they be

Bubbles fly into people's mouths and they spit them back on the chippers

Ze chipmunks groggle and fly on all their faces
The war has begun of chipcunks and humans

They chip and slash and twirl us around
Our blood mats their fur, making it stick

and the flying makes them bleed on our faces
making them stick to our faskin

All beings eyes merge in fright

Their bleeding merging with ours

Thus making the combination of human and chipmunk blood babies that take over the world
The Chipcunkuman

Unicorn Excreting Rainbow Bazoo

There were unicorns excreting tea rainbows all over the clouds through their bazoo

These clouds became slippery and tried to shake them off

This crotchky they were people all under the clouds, dancing and eating and carrying briefcases about

This crotchky they all felt on their fresh little faces,

The feeling of water with color like herbs

This was also the crotchky a news piece was flittering

TEA MAKES YOU GLEE SO DRINK UP CHAPS!

Tongues came out and whipped about, wanting to taste this dark spew

So this crotchky was the crotchky of unicorn tea making the people so glee that they never even knew the liquid came from the unicorn bazoo and that rainbows were hiding in fear