Cataraski was a mighty old bloke
with mighty old hands
A often times he moved them to bossoms
making females push him to mud
Yet Mr Cataraski was just acting out
For you see the other monkeys
Oh the other monkeys
They were not to true
They feigned being lovely
Bringing sweets and hard whiskey
Until they realized his need to be clean
Oh Mr Cataraski if only they knew
the symptoms in mud make you flictoo
You haven't heard of fictoo?
How crazy of your bazoo
For you see dearest maiden or are you a gent?
There is no popsicle that can cure Cataraski's lopicle
There is no bar of chocolate to stop his zhocoloate
For you see dearest gentmaiden he is but a babboon
It reminds him too much of the twosies the other babboons toss at his face
He spends his days cleaning it away
So every time the other monkeys pick on him by throwing him into mud
So now every time they make him brown he throws wet wipes at their hair and when
they try to take them off
they clean themselves
Now to you this may not sound like much revenge
But it was all Cataraski needed to dance in life
Friday, July 22, 2011
Thursday, July 21, 2011
Detente Dragon Rave
The dragons raved to http://www.omnimusic.com/music_search/cd.php?c=czoyOiIxNSI7&lib=7 (play this)
Underground they begin
Sputtering sparks
Roaring breaths
The fire from bark
Begging for meth
Lifting to the air
clashing to the floor
Jumping and thrusting
Filling the room with majestic pee
Hypnotic veins merging to beats
Shivering
Craving
Releasing
Hitting drums with fluffed up sticks
Paint flying up into streams
Wild WIld Abandon making their screams
Lights jumping their craves
Drugs tossing through pointed teeth
Foam spilling hot to the floor
Eyes electrified
flashing spectrum
Motors lighting the streets
Inwardly sucked away to the beat
Necks swirling
Blue furred glistening
Black scales touching
Ecstasy feeling up mighty wings
Filling veins with pleasured
pressure
Underground they begin
Sputtering sparks
Roaring breaths
The fire from bark
Begging for meth
Lifting to the air
clashing to the floor
Jumping and thrusting
Filling the room with majestic pee
Hypnotic veins merging to beats
Shivering
Craving
Releasing
Hitting drums with fluffed up sticks
Paint flying up into streams
Wild WIld Abandon making their screams
Lights jumping their craves
Drugs tossing through pointed teeth
Foam spilling hot to the floor
Eyes electrified
flashing spectrum
Motors lighting the streets
Inwardly sucked away to the beat
Necks swirling
Blue furred glistening
Black scales touching
Ecstasy feeling up mighty wings
Filling veins with pleasured
pressure
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
Existing in a Hammer
I'm losing myself in this place of practicality where things don't bend at being licked and hairs don't freeze upon a glance
where there is no mercy but in a hammer
and no lies but in lips
all residing
stand and make your appeal
we hear no flimsy whimsy tales
of how our existence is a skin juicing fever
we hear your words in just this world
we judge upon not what you thought but the action your body enacted
your body shows us your mind
lock lock key key
the fancy can only reside in your head
so let's lock the body away
Tuesday, July 19, 2011
Video to Dragonfly Spit Mates
Soooooo I decided it should be outside
You can even pretend their dragonflies
You can even pretend their dragonflies
Peacock Zugzwang
Each feather curls up
Stretching from its core
Erect with eyes glaring
They rustle at the red
At seven they release
Beaks lift at tiny wings
The children do inward jumping jacks
Then spread them still on the peacocks bodice
Laughing bubbles
Cooing as cats
At flight they fall and all squish color
Stretching from its core
Erect with eyes glaring
They rustle at the red
At seven they release
Beaks lift at tiny wings
The children do inward jumping jacks
Then spread them still on the peacocks bodice
Laughing bubbles
Cooing as cats
At flight they fall and all squish color
Sunday, July 17, 2011
Bloody Empty Twirling Veins
We all squelch out and raise out blooded wings
we tell our tale of four misdeeds
we once held true our love for fight: blood, revenge, malice
Then we fell into hands
hands that could wring the world with us
these hands were fierce
they could hold booming forces and intricate designs
they made for us the hatred
seethed into fate
with gauche we made the first strike
and with practice they bled in our hands
The grass went plashy with innards leaking out
blype like confetti against the ground
with alacrity we continue, thirsty for the feed
the tightening of veins in fear
only to release those of our foes
The smell of them rotting makes us sick
but we stand there
we breathe it in until the air goes balmy
Second we lick it up
Third we dance with the empty veins
Fourth we tell you
we tell our tale of four misdeeds
we once held true our love for fight: blood, revenge, malice
Then we fell into hands
hands that could wring the world with us
these hands were fierce
they could hold booming forces and intricate designs
they made for us the hatred
seethed into fate
with gauche we made the first strike
and with practice they bled in our hands
The grass went plashy with innards leaking out
blype like confetti against the ground
with alacrity we continue, thirsty for the feed
the tightening of veins in fear
only to release those of our foes
The smell of them rotting makes us sick
but we stand there
we breathe it in until the air goes balmy
Second we lick it up
Third we dance with the empty veins
Fourth we tell you
Friday, July 15, 2011
Chipcunk Blood Babies
There are chipmunks scurrying about the bushes, getting leaves all in their teeth
They blow bubbles in each others hairs
Frivolous mongrels they be
Bubbles fly into people's mouths and they spit them back on the chippers
Ze chipmunks groggle and fly on all their faces
The war has begun of chipcunks and humans
They chip and slash and twirl us around
Our blood mats their fur, making it stick
and the flying makes them bleed on our faces
making them stick to our faskin
All beings eyes merge in fright
Their bleeding merging with ours
Thus making the combination of human and chipmunk blood babies that take over the world
The Chipcunkuman
They blow bubbles in each others hairs
Frivolous mongrels they be
Bubbles fly into people's mouths and they spit them back on the chippers
Ze chipmunks groggle and fly on all their faces
The war has begun of chipcunks and humans
They chip and slash and twirl us around
Our blood mats their fur, making it stick
and the flying makes them bleed on our faces
making them stick to our faskin
All beings eyes merge in fright
Their bleeding merging with ours
Thus making the combination of human and chipmunk blood babies that take over the world
The Chipcunkuman
Thursday, July 14, 2011
Unicorn Excreting Rainbow Bazoo
There were unicorns excreting tea rainbows all over the clouds through their bazoo
These clouds became slippery and tried to shake them off
This crotchky they were people all under the clouds, dancing and eating and carrying briefcases about
This crotchky they all felt on their fresh little faces,
The feeling of water with color like herbs
This was also the crotchky a news piece was flittering
TEA MAKES YOU GLEE SO DRINK UP CHAPS!
Tongues came out and whipped about, wanting to taste this dark spew
So this crotchky was the crotchky of unicorn tea making the people so glee that they never even knew the liquid came from the unicorn bazoo and that rainbows were hiding in fear
These clouds became slippery and tried to shake them off
This crotchky they were people all under the clouds, dancing and eating and carrying briefcases about
This crotchky they all felt on their fresh little faces,
The feeling of water with color like herbs
This was also the crotchky a news piece was flittering
TEA MAKES YOU GLEE SO DRINK UP CHAPS!
Tongues came out and whipped about, wanting to taste this dark spew
So this crotchky was the crotchky of unicorn tea making the people so glee that they never even knew the liquid came from the unicorn bazoo and that rainbows were hiding in fear
Friday, July 8, 2011
Dragonfly Spitmates
There were these dragonflies that flew about under trees and beneath a sun that brightly lit the forest's splendor. These light rays reflected off their wings and the rays started turning to strings. The dragonflies were caught in these strings and when they attempted to struggle free their wings broke off to sway in the breeze and they fell to the ground, turning the dragonflies to caterpillars.
On a dreary day where the rays weren't catching Jefflley was flying by with a mouth full of saliva and spit it on Stilhy. The strings dissolved.
So then many dragonflies of the community came by and spit on all of the strings, but only rarely would it work.
As time turned out Jeffley and Stilh were wound into love and seemed to be soulmates, as did all the others whose strings dissolved from spit. Thus all of the single dragonfliese came by and spit upon the hanging dragonflies, searching for their mate.
Many of the dragonflies never were released from their strings but merely from their strings...maybe their mate was a caterpillar to find upon falling
So that's why dragonflies spit. To find their mates.
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